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What actually makes men happy

Fine on paper, flat in practice. The eighty-year study, the money question, and the few things that hold up.

8 min read · 11 hacks

In this guide
  1. Spend differently
  2. Notice it while it's there
  3. People, mostly

Decent job, house, car, family. Everything you were told to get, and a flat feeling most evenings that you don't mention because what would you even be complaining about.

Here's the honest state of the research, because most of what you've heard is half right.

Relationships first. The longest study of adult life ever run, eighty-plus years on the same men. Its director's summary: how satisfied they were with their relationships at fifty said more about their health at eighty than their cholesterol did. Evidence: decent One cohort, mostly white American men, observational, and that line is his framing, not a published head-to-head. But it lines up with a review of 148 studies and 300,000 people: people with weak social ties die sooner, by a wide margin. Evidence: solid The "as bad as fifteen cigarettes a day" line is a soundbite, not a number from the paper. The direction holds.

Money. "Happiness stops rising above 75 thousand" is out of date. When the two researchers who disagreed put their data together, it kept rising with income for most people; it only flattened, past about a hundred thousand, for the unhappiest fifth. Evidence: solid So more money helps, less than you'd think, and not with the flat feeling.

Genes. You'll have read that happiness is half genetic and forty per cent choice. Genes matter, somewhere between a third and a half. The tidy pie chart was never derived from data. Evidence: decent

Getting used to things. You get used to the car and the raise faster than you'd think; nobody has pinned down how fast. You don't fully adapt to a long commute, unemployment, or a divorce. Evidence: decent Which tells you where to spend.

What holds up, small and cheap: experiences over things, buying time over stuff, and people, people, people. Telling someone when a moment's good is thinner evidence, but free. Gratitude journals, the most recommended hack in the genre, come out tiny in the trials. Evidence: decent

Spend differently

  • Happiness

    Buy back an hour

    Pay someone to do the one weekly job you dread. Cleaning, ironing, the lawn, the tax return. Use the hour on a person.

    no timeEvidence: decent

  • Happiness

    Book the experience, not the thing

    Next time there's spare money: a trip, a match, a course, a meal with people. Not the gadget.

    no timeEvidence: decent

  • Happiness

    Spend a little on someone else

    Once a month, a small amount you'd have spent on yourself goes on someone else. Lunch, a gift, a cause you'd back.

    no timeEvidence: worth trying

  • Happiness

    Count the commute in the salary

    Comparing two jobs, or two houses: price the commute. An extra hour a day is five hours a week, most of a working day gone.

    no timeEvidence: decent

Notice it while it's there

  • Happiness

    Say it while it's good

    In a good moment, say so, out loud, to whoever's there. "This is good." Then stay in it another minute.

    no timeEvidence: worth trying

  • Mood

    Expect less, enjoy more

    Before something you're looking forward to, lower the bar on purpose.

    no timeEvidence: worth trying

  • Mood

    Green space, weekly

    Once a week, somewhere with trees or water, for an hour or more. Walk, fish, bike, sit.

    1 hour a weekEvidence: decent

People, mostly

Flat for a few weeks, with sleep or appetite off and no interest in things you used to like: that's not a happiness gap, it's a doctor visit. It's common, it's treatable, and no amount of experiences-over-things fixes it.

  • Friends

    A standing slot with friends

    Same people, same time, every week or two. Football, a walk, a pub, a game. Put it in the calendar as a repeat.

    2 hours a weekEvidence: decent

  • Friends

    Send the message you're not sending

    The friend you've been meaning to contact: two lines, now. Thought of you, no need to reply.

    1 minEvidence: decent

  • Relationships

    Phone off the table

    Meals, and the first ten minutes after you walk in the door. Phone out of sight, not face down.

    no timeEvidence: decent

  • Friends

    Talk to the cashier

    Small talk with people you don't know. The barista, the neighbour, the man at the next bench. Thirty seconds.

    no timeEvidence: decent

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